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Well, what can I say about myself..... some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Please get in contact if you need anything and I'll do my best to help! :)

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Age

28 

Gender

Female

Marital status

Single

Sexuality

Straight

Date of joining

19/7/2006

Occupation

Bit of this, bit of that. 

Location

Norwich

My loves

Mates, beer, going out, sunshine, parties, having fun, warm hugs, hot doughnuts from the seaside, walks on the beach, the person who makes you smile on a bad day, open fires, duvets...... 

My hates

Haribo, the cold, arrogance, offal, phychiatric hopsitals, pretty people, greed, half dead things, myself, facial hair on women, alarm clocks....the list goes on. 

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Club? Never go in clubs. Bad things happen in there, bad things. Where am I? What''''s my last name? 

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well the pussy on ur pic looks like hes just seen a duck give birth to a mother but its all good hey hope ur weekends as quacktastic as ur mental pussy friend xxxx
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