esMerelda is the big holy Daddio, one must respect oneself before one can approach this enigma (that puts Bruce Spingstein to shame). She keeps the freaks in place without batting an eyelid, and idely looks down in contempt. But ye should be a feared of her wrath, cos it will strike thee down with furious anger and possibly an ironing pin and whatnot. The bird that puts the modurate the modurators, say no more, and fucking tremble before her! Or she’ll tell Jebus on you
mmmini eggs, christmas, simon Pegg, being "special", my friends, Calvin and Hobbes, holidays, dancing, PIZZA!!! and of course, Camels - who doesn't love Camels!? ;-)
My hates
Being cold, being tickled!! Being woken by the alarm! Monday mornings.
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